- I want Freya to break into my house and use her falcon cloak to strangle me, killing me instantly
- The Lokasenna but every time someone is kinkshamed it gets faster
- Self-care is putting your hand inside a giant wolf’s mouth
- Wake Brynhildr up (Wake Brynhildr up inside)
- “Girls are so hot. Guys are so hot. Why is everybody so hot?” “It’s Ragnarok, and Surtur’s already fucking shit up”
- Date a boy who thinks goats make wonderful pets
- Are you a Frigg wlw or a Fulla wlw
- “Are you a man or a woman?” “I’m Loki” “No, I mean, what’s your gender?” “Mischief” “Ok, but what’s between your legs?” “Sigyn, generally. Or Angrboda. Or Svadilfari. Or Odin, that one time…”
- Brace yourself: Fimbulvetr is coming
- Njord: *takes a deep breath* I lo-
Skadi: yes, you love the sea, I know, you love the sea so much, it’s the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love the sea, I KNOW, you love the sea you fucking love the sea ok I know, I get it, YOU LOVE the sea. I GET IT.- “don’t talk to me or my eight-legged foal ever again”
- Mani: *currently engaged in a flame war over mooncourse with Artemis*
- Odin: *disguised as a harmless old wanderer* A buddy of mine saw Odin take his shirt off in the shower and he said that Odin has an eight pack, that Odin is shredded
Frigg: Your friend’s a liar, Odin is a punk bitchI love each and every one of these and I need more
I CAN’T BREATHE