i was gonna make a joke about how the massachusetts candle probably smells like a drug deal in the dunkin donuts parking lot but then i checked and it legitimately smells like dunkin coffee i’m done
and i was going to make a joke about how the illinois candle just smells like cornfields and wheat fields but then i too checked and it literally does
me: what does the maine one smell like… snow? lighthouses?
website: fresh Maine blueberries,
me, looking down at my clothes stained beyond recognition from hours spent blueberry raking: *whispers* of course……
Maryland smells like old bay and salt
This is accurate
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checked arizona just for shits and giggles and it smells like SAND goodnight
Washington is Cherries, coffee, and rain. Accurate.
Me, a Texan: probably fucking smells like leather
The candle: a hint of leather, a bit of fresh cotton, and just a touch of sage
FUCK
Florida: a hint of orange, a touch of sea mist, a bit of driftwood.
(Eye roll) Try overpowering stench of rotting vegetation, a hint of paper mill, and a bit of stagnant water. Oh, and sweat.
I thought Colorado would be pot and pine. I was half right.
So the Colorado one smells like pot?