counting-dollars-counting-stars:

luckysilverbell:

3fluffies:

r-is-rad:

peppylilspitfuck:

icykitty:

strawberry-jambouree:

cherrymilkshake:

milkydolenz:

fscottfitzgerld:

1977punk:

i was gonna make a joke about how the massachusetts candle probably smells like a drug deal in the dunkin donuts parking lot but then i checked and it legitimately smells like dunkin coffee i’m done 

and i was going to make a joke about how the illinois candle just smells like cornfields and wheat fields but then i too checked and it literally does

me: what does the maine one smell like… snow? lighthouses?

website: fresh Maine blueberries,

me, looking down at my clothes stained beyond recognition from hours spent blueberry raking: *whispers* of course……

Maryland smells like old bay and salt

This is accurate

The website is https://homesickcandles.com

checked arizona just for shits and giggles and it smells like SAND goodnight

Washington is Cherries, coffee, and rain. Accurate.

Me, a Texan: probably fucking smells like leather

The candle: a hint of leather, a bit of fresh cotton, and just a touch of sage

FUCK

Florida: a hint of orange, a touch of sea mist, a bit of driftwood.

(Eye roll) Try overpowering stench of rotting vegetation, a hint of paper mill, and a bit of stagnant water. Oh, and sweat.

I thought Colorado would be pot and pine. I was half right.

So the Colorado one smells like pot?