Obama: I thought maybe there was a special place you’d like to see on your tour, Donald.

Trump: ( groping the curtains) You know me and real estate, gotta see what makes it great! Maybe get some more gold in this dump.

Obama: You do that, but if you’d just step through here I wanted to offer you some of the wine you’ll be getting as President, it’s good stuff.

(Obama gestures through a door frame into what appears to be a dusty wine cellar)

Trump: Really? I love a nice Cab-er-net, good head you know what I mean. (Trump eases himself in through the door)

Obama: Yeah, it’s right there in the back, just go grab it. 

(Trump wanders towards the back of the room as Obama closes the cellar door)

Trump: This one bottle is YUUUGE-HEY!

(Outside the cellar door Biden approaches with a wheelbarrow full of bricks and mortar, a boombox is on his shoulder, Loverboy can be heard)

Obama: The thousand inuries of The Don I’ve born as best I could; but when he ventured on moving into my house I vowed revenge.

Biden: Yeah, NEVERMORE LOSER!

Best use of Cask of Amontillado meme ever🍷