I’m having a rough morning but at least I’m not Obama giving Trump a tour of the White House.
Obama: I thought maybe there was a special place you’d like to see on your tour, Donald.
Trump: ( groping the curtains) You know me and real estate, gotta see what makes it great! Maybe get some more gold in this dump.
Obama: You do that, but if you’d just step through here I wanted to offer you some of the wine you’ll be getting as President, it’s good stuff.
(Obama gestures through a door frame into what appears to be a dusty wine cellar)
Trump: Really? I love a nice Cab-er-net, good head you know what I mean. (Trump eases himself in through the door)
Obama: Yeah, it’s right there in the back, just go grab it.
(Trump wanders towards the back of the room as Obama closes the cellar door)
Trump: This one bottle is YUUUGE-HEY!
(Outside the cellar door Biden approaches with a wheelbarrow full of bricks and mortar, a boombox is on his shoulder, Loverboy can be heard)
Obama: The thousand inuries of The Don I’ve born as best I could; but when he ventured on moving into my house I vowed revenge.
Biden: Yeah, NEVERMORE LOSER!
Best use of Cask of Amontillado meme ever🍷