bemusedlybespectacled:

cumaeansibyl:

sashayed:

my favorite conspiracy theory is the one where news sites accidentally leak their election stories early and people are like IT’S RIGGED!!!!!!!! because they can’t fathom that The Media Cover-Up is literally just some exhausted dude pressing “post” instead of “save draft”

#like i PROMISE you every news outlet on the planet has a hillary clinton victory story and a donald trump upset story done already

I didn’t hear about it happening but I’m sure at least one news outlet accidentally posted a story about the Indians winning the World Series at some point between games 5 and 7, which means absolutely nothing except that it was a likely outcome so they wrote up their shit in advance

shit, do these people think the “Dewey Defeats Truman” headline was part of a conspiracy

similarly: everyone was all up about the trump website or something saying that trump had won before the debate was over

uh, guys

did you think that a partisan website would ever say that hillary had won? like, under what circumstances would that ever happen?

I think it was that they said Pence won the vp debate hours before it started. But either way.