i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream
you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said “i have 5 kids”
i had a woman ask me for just a venti cup of straight shots once. it was 15 fucking shots
last week i was six hours into a twelve hour shift running on thirty minutes of sleep
i poured four shots into a 16oz black coffee and chugged it