- I was looking at Neil Gaiman’s books and on the next shelf over were a bunch of Stephen King novels. A couple was arguing as they made their way towards where I was standing.
- Girl: What do you mean you don’t like any books?
- Guy: I’ve just never read anything any good, it’s all been crap.
- Girl: Are you fucking kidding me, all books are crap? is that what you’re saying?
- Guy: Yep, all of them. I hate all books ever written.
- (now they’re standing next to me, in front of the Stephen King books)
- Girl: Isn’t ‘It’ your favorite movie?
- Guy: OMG YES, it’s the best movie I’ve...
- Girl: *hits him in the face with a copy of it* IT WAS A FUCKING BOOK FIRST YOU DOUCHEBAG.
- Me: *dies laughing*