*walking past a church*

Child *points at a large wooden crucifix replica out front* who is that?

Me uh, that's...Jesus...

Child who is he?

Me well, in the Christian religion he is regarded as the son of God

Child is he real?

Me *internally screaming FUUUUUUCCCKKKK* um, that's a good question. Evidence suggests there was in fact a historical personage who once lived and that we now know as Jesus. How closely his life resembled the events written in the bible is somewhat unknown, and largely a matter of belief, I suppose, although what isn't, really?

Child *long pause* okay.

Child *points at the statue again* Is he real?

Me oh. OHH. You mean like, is that a real body???

Child yes

Me Oh good god Tyler, no, I think it's wood