Fuck this slander against Canadian English

they call it pop cuz it be poppin off

Calling it “pop” is lawful good, and calling all soft drinks “coke” regardless of what they are is chaotic evil

calling anything soda is dumb as hell

Baking soda, or as I – an intellectual – like to call it, mysterious white leavening agent,

does anyone call baking soda “soda” though?

no

i do, because it’s right there in the name

so if u bakin something and u want someone to give u the baking soda u will say “can you pass me the soda”

yes because nobody in a bakery kitchen is dumb enough to hand me a fucking dr pepper