You heard it, folks. Let them eat soup.
*slams fists on table, chanting* SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP
This is calling me out, I’m bisexual and I love soup
I, a bi soup lover, also feel called out
why must you give away all our secrets
My partner always despairs at my love of soup
It’s way too hot where I am for soup, right now. But I am still faintly tempted.
