counting-dollars-counting-stars:
okay so ages ago i starting making a barefoot contessa drinking game. feel free to add on
Drink every time she says:
- How easy is that?
- That something can be served at room temperature
- Not to blitz the soup too much because no one likes baby food
- That she is turning the volume up on something
- Good vanilla
- Decedent
- That she loves the texture of something
- How easy it is to make chicken stock
- Only add wine that you would drink
- She’s adding wholegrain mustard because she wants it to look like mustard
- Moist
- Good dijon mustard
- Jeffrey’s going to love this
- It couldn’t be easier/simpler
- But store bought will do
- This is going to be really good
- You can’t taste the coffee but it really brings out the flavour of the chocolate
- This is going to bake at x, for x minutes and when it comes out it’s going to be x, x and x
Drink every time this happens:
- She tastes her own food and moans, slowly taking the spoon/fork out of her mouth, with her eyes shut
- She cooks chicken for Jeffrey
- She adds mayonnaise
- One of her friends seems uncomfortable
- Jeffrey is sent out to buy wine
- Jeffrey prepares a surprise for Ina despite the fact she does not like surprises
- They have a pot luck dinner
- She cooks for a party but is not invited
- Michael does the flowers/table setting for a party but is not invited
- She makes a lemon vinaigrette
- She sticks her tongue out in disgust
- She makes an innuendo
- She adds unnecessary alcohol
- She lists the ingredients in a bowl as she’s mixing it
- TR buys the meal he was supposed to cook
- She does 90% of the work for a party someone else is hosting
- A friend of Ina’s awkwardly narrates their flower arranging, table setting or cooking
- A friend of Ina’s conveniently turns up just as she finishes cooking
- Ina has her arm wrapped tight around the shoulders of a friend who is taller than her
Are we supposed to get alcohol poisoning during this or what?