waking up w less than 5 hours sleep:

stage one this is not bad

stage two what a refreshing morning, i feel a little tired but otherwise quite peachy. why am i not living life like this every day? why am i not taking advantage of every hour available to me and wasting precious amounts of it on meagre sleep?

stage three feeling a bit nauseous now

stage four i'm not really sure why i'm crying

stage five who the fuck enjoys being awake? why has god forsaken me and cast me out into to this blighted land of the woken? when will i return to my slumber dungeon and-