GOP We must follow the Constitution THE THE LETTER ALL THE TIME NO MATTER WHAT BECAUSE THE FOUNDING FATHERS!

Me Oh, okay. Glad you mentioned that. See, here's this thing in the Constitution where it says that the president shall appoint Supreme Court Justices, and now that there's a vacancy on the Supreme Court, President Obama's Constitutional duty is to appoint a new justice.

GOP But Obama is in his last year of office!

Me You mean like Ronald Reagan was when he nominated Anthony Kennedy?

GOP But

Me Yeah, go ahead and say something critical of Ronald Reagan.

GOP Well. He. It. See. Ronald Rrrrreee...

Me I'll wait. Take your time.

GOP RrRrrrOoooonnnnaLllddddddd.......

Me Are you okay?

GOP Rrrrrreeeaaagggg gggg gggg gggg ggbbzzt bzzt bzzzzzt

Me Are ... are you having a system freeze?

GOP (a)bort, (r)etry, (f)ail?

Me Let's go with fail. That's what you're best at.