- GOP: We must follow the Constitution THE THE LETTER ALL THE TIME NO MATTER WHAT BECAUSE THE FOUNDING FATHERS!
- Me: Oh, okay. Glad you mentioned that. See, here's this thing in the Constitution where it says that the president shall appoint Supreme Court Justices, and now that there's a vacancy on the Supreme Court, President Obama's Constitutional duty is to appoint a new justice.
- GOP: But Obama is in his last year of office!
- Me: You mean like Ronald Reagan was when he nominated Anthony Kennedy?
- GOP: But
- Me: Yeah, go ahead and say something critical of Ronald Reagan.
- GOP: Well. He. It. See. Ronald Rrrrreee...
- Me: I'll wait. Take your time.
- GOP: RrRrrrOoooonnnnaLllddddddd.......
- Me: Are you okay?
- GOP: Rrrrrreeeaaagggg gggg gggg gggg ggbbzzt bzzt bzzzzzt
- Me: Are ... are you having a system freeze?
- GOP: (a)bort, (r)etry, (f)ail?
- Me: Let's go with fail. That's what you're best at.