Connecticut Rich(er) White(r) People

Delaware Exists, Allegedly

Georgia Failed Penal Colony

New Hampshire Massachusetts-Induced Inferiority Complex

North Carolina South’s Carolina’s Bitch

Maryland Catholics

Massachusetts The Instigator

New Jersey Everything’s Legal

New York Fuck New Jersey

Pennsylvania Dirty Hippy Quakers

Rhode Island Ex-Puritans

South Carolina Token Evil Teammate

Virginia The Prima Donna