- Connecticut: Rich(er) White(r) People
- Delaware: Exists, Allegedly
- Georgia: Failed Penal Colony
- New Hampshire: Massachusetts-Induced Inferiority Complex
- North Carolina: South’s Carolina’s Bitch
- Maryland: Catholics
- Massachusetts: The Instigator
- New Jersey: Everything’s Legal
- New York: Fuck New Jersey
- Pennsylvania: Dirty Hippy Quakers
- Rhode Island: Ex-Puritans
- South Carolina: Token Evil Teammate
- Virginia: The Prima Donna