How to start a fight in any pub in Britain:
Say “chip cob”
what the fuck is a chip cob?
*chip butty
if you put chips in a cob it becomes a butty, everyone knows that
Ok what the fuck is a chip butty?
The wrong name for a chip cob
I am so glad George Washington told y'all to fuck of so I don’t gotta participate in whatever this BS is
i looked it up and its literally just fucking french fries and ketchup between bread
britain your slang sucks and your fucking food sucks even more
That sounds absolutely gross. Eat french fries like a normal person. Dear god.
And the bread isn’t even toasted!
After all the nations you all colonized for spices, and you have the audacity to have food like this I’m screaming
Here I was, thinking that the main issue would either be the incorrect name (it’s actually a “chip butty”), or the endless cob/roll/bap/barm etc. debate. Oh tumblr…
Okay, wait. One person up there says, “of you put chips in a cob it becomes a butty” Does this mean there is also a sandwich called a cob that’s just ketchup on bread? Because I know fries are chips, so… I mean I like ketchup as much as the next person, but…Please tell me this isn’t a thing.