it’s weird how men are allowed to have an eternal adolescence and play video games and computer games and get aggro about sports and play fantasy football with their friends, but women I guess at a certain age are supposed to give up all hobbies that bring them happiness except “acceptable” activities like managing their gluten-free recipe Pinterest board, taking their bratty children to see Minions, going to Zumba classes, and gossiping at PTA events. Some older women like bands, and pop culture and chatting online and things that I guess are things for “teenagers.”