- Her: Are you going to commit to a new year's resolution this year?
- Me: Yup. I'm going to stop procrastinating. That's something I have control over and it really is the cause of so many of my problems.
- Her: Sounds good. Is there something you could get a head start on now?
- Me: ...
- Her: ...
- Me: The new year starts on Friday. Calm down.