• Her: Are you going to commit to a new year's resolution this year?
  • Me: Yup. I'm going to stop procrastinating. That's something I have control over and it really is the cause of so many of my problems.
  • Her: Sounds good. Is there something you could get a head start on now?
  • Me: ...
  • Her: ...
  • Me: The new year starts on Friday. Calm down.