Aries "My ex wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER."

Taurus "I'm tired during the day."

Gemini "And here we have "Rock That Looks Like a Face Rock"; the rock that looks like a face."

Cancer "Haha! You fight like a girl! Who is also a baby!"

Leo "No sir, I ate a salamander and then jumped out the window!"

Virgo "Its like if coffee and nightmares had a baby."

Libra "They're NEARLY ALMOST DEAD but NOT QUITE"

Scorpio "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"

Sagittarius "Well if it isn't the Pines family. Fat, old, lame, braces."

Capricorn "Pain is hilarious!"

Aquarius "I should've known from your strange foreign fish language!"

Pisces "Get ready to be poked by the fun stick!"