a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
neville: *messes up his potion*
gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you
neville: an idiot sandwich
wrong, Neville is a child who is still learning therefore
Neville: *messes up his potion*
Gordon Ramsay: *inspects pot* it’s okay just next time stir half left before taking of the heat
Neville: *wipes tears from face* yes chef
Gordon Ramsay is more likely to have Snape call himself an idiot sandwich, to be honest. Snape may be great at potions but he’s horrible at people working/studying under him, and Ramsay calls out monstrous restaurant owners/managers all the time.