aries large textbooks. to smack stupid hoes with

taurus fuckboy repellent spray

gemini phone + charger

cancer those 64 pack crayons with the built in sharpener. those bitches with the 12 pack wanna be you

leo a box of kleenex for u to wipe away ur tears. ur gonna need it

virgo pain relievers for those killer headaches u will inevitably get

libra colorful pens. not that basic blue and black shit

scorpio a shopping cart full of gum

sagittarius a water bottle filled with vodka

capricorn a scissor so u can cut bitches

aquarius earbuds, u can't go to school without them

pisces a pillow for nap time