“Good night, see you in the morning…but probably in an hour because you’re getting 12,000 teeth at once, and then in another 20 minutes because the cat meowed, and then from 12-1am because you are compelled to read "Barnyard Dance” 56 times, and then at 1:30 because you lost your binky when you hurled it out of the crib like it was a live grenade, and then again at 4:00 because maybe you’re gassy or hungry or I have no idea anymore because I am the empty husk of a once productive human being who used to go to work and speak in full sentences but then surely you will have to sleep eventually right?“
