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sgtsally:

wingsonghalo:

arreisofavalon:

phoenixflorid:

skeletonwheel:

ginandmisadventures:

adrithegreat:

meliafucker:

petitepictures:

pajamaedprincess:

aaaaa42:

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

So much reblog
It’s very wow
Can this Doge meme finally die now?

It’s spoopy how fast the memes spread
They’ll never die until we’re [glances at smudged writing on hand] bread

Hey now your a meme star
Get your notes up
Get Pepe

carryonmy-assbutt:

merinnan:

myangelofthelord:

merinnan:

marimopet:

gotitforcheap:

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

what does this say in english

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

ok so what does it say in american

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

thank you

shitacular:

A huge chunk of the fandom loves the idea of Bucky hating his arm because of the things he was made to do with it (me being one of them) because we are all pain loving fucks but I also love me some happy Bucky + his metal arm headcannons ok

  • Bucky handling the hot utensils in the kitchen because “I don’t care if you heal fast, Stevie, I’m carrying this fucking pan”
  • Bucky putting post-it notes or magnets with cute quotes or pics or even grocery lists bc why not
  • Bucky scraping the red star off and asking Steve to draw adorable things on it instead
  • Bucky carrying all the groceries with it because “fuck double trips i am bUCKY BARNES” 
  • Bucky becoming an icon for kids and adults with missing limbs, maybe even helping or starting an organization dealing with prosthetics for those who can’t afford it
  • Bucky volunteering to help firemen because he can carry “four to five people MINIMUM with that arm”
  • Bucky doing the robot with it because it makes people laugh and the Avengers groan and bc he’s a fucking dork
  • Bucky doing the cha cha slide whenever he has to go through metal detectors “cuz you gotta be cool about it, Stevie”
  • Bucky flexing and watching the plates shift cuz he’s a goddamn science nerd it’s cannon why the fcUK do ppl forgET THIS
  • Bucky using it during the winter to sneak up on people and make them scream when he puts his freezing ass arm up their backs and running away cackling
  • Bucky using it to rip out doors before Steve “the door menace" Rogers gets a chance to burst through it hA HA HA
  • Bucky crushing the enemies’ guns and other weapons nonchalantly and it’s just “dAMMIT BARNES YET ANOTHER GOON PISSED HIS PANTS PLS STOP” 
  • Bucky using the shield like a frisbee with Steve!!!! 
  • Bucky checking himself out on it mid-battle bc he is a fine piece of ass ok
  • Bucky managing to go toe to toe with Steve which obviously turns his best guy on what a loser
  • Bucky using it in bed with himself or Steve cuz it takes longer to get tired with it and doesn’t get pruney
  • Bucky lifting Steve onto walls and doors and elevators and “oh FUCK, BUCKY” 

Massage Therapy PSA

fiveseedsmassage:

bluebloodstories:

So. As a Registered Massage Therapist, my payment is correlated to my hours worked. No clients equals no money for me. If a client is paying me for an hour, I am working on them for an hour. Same for two hours and so on. Because you are technically paying me per minute, I feel as though it is stealing if I do not give you the time you paid for; and if I am late getting started… If I didn’t show up on time, if I was late getting out with my last client, I will still do a full hour, because it is my fault we are starting late.

Now. Here’s the important bit. If YOU are late, if YOU arrive at my clinic fifteen minutes late, IF YOU DECIDE THAT HEY I AM ALREADY TEN MINUTES LATE I MIGHT AS WELL STAND OUTSIDE THE BUILDING RIGHT NEXT TO THIS WINDOW AND HAVE A SMOKE MAKING ME ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES LATE, then I am finishing when we were scheduled to finish. If you are the one causing a late start to an appointment, I am not going overtime.

Sure, there are some exceptions. For example: you are nice, and can apologize for being late. Or, you know, just not being an asshole.

I, however, will not feel guilty when you come to the front desk, having been blatantly late because you were fucking smoking outside the building or some other bullshit and didn’t say a word of apology and tell me that you didn’t get your full hour so you shouldn’t have to pay full price.

No. You booked that time; you booked MY time. My time is money. Do not expect me to go overtime because you decided you needed a smoke even though you were already late. Do not expect me to break down and discount you because you get pissy with me. As far as I’m concerned, you paid me to watch you smoke outside.

To recap - if I’m late getting to your massage, I will go longer to give you an hour, because you were here when you were supposed to be and I was the one who wasn’t. But if you are late, and especially if you don’t even acknowledge the fact, you are not getting a minute over your scheduled time. You respect me, I respect you. Simple, simple.

Yeah. I feel this. It seems like this should go without saying.

Most days, my booking is set up so that I have just enough time to turnover between clients. Obviously, if you book an appointment for a certain time, that’s the time I have available to work on you. I’m not going to work longer than that, because that’s cutting into another client’s time.

Granted, if it’s my fault that we’re running late, I will move things around to make sure you get your full time, or discount you, or otherwise do something to make it right. But that’s WHY I don’t run late. It throws off my entire day off.

(If I do have time to spare and the client is someone I have a good relationship with, or they were late for some unavoidable reason, or they’re in a lot of pain, etc., I do go over sometimes. I go over sometimes even with clients who were on time, just because it seems like they need extra work.

But I’m never obligated to do that. Just like clients are never obligated to tip me. Tipping is a way for clients to voluntarily express special appreciation for me, and extra time is my way to express special appreciation for them. It’s not something anyone is ever entitled to.)