- hockey team: *wins 10 games in a row*
- hockey fans: Stanley Cup here we come!!!
- hockey team: *loses one game*
- hockey fans: It's over. Goodbye sweet playoffs...
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*mic drop*
…Wow.
More than 60 countries in the world annually celebrate getting rid of the British.
“When we go to the parent-teacher conferences, they always tell us that he has difficulty paying attention and can’t sit still in his seat, but that he has a big heart and always sticks up for kids who are getting picked on. And that makes me proud. Because we’ve always told him that it doesn’t matter how smart you are, as long as you’re a good person.”
Psychic buying clothes
- Employee: How about this one?
- Psychic: That shirt is too small
- Employee: You didn't even try it on
- Psychic: I'm a medium
I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.
2015/11/15 Adashino Nembutsu-ji