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mellarkjones:

Confession: I never watched any of the High School Musicals. Ever.

I think I caught the opening ten minutes of one once, but other than that, sweet fuck all.

theofficialmarieantoinette:

I die a little inside every time someone says history is boring. History is one long, epic adventure with battles to be fought, royal scandals to be gossiped about, human rights to be protected. It can be comic and tragic, and it exhibits both the very best and the very worst of human nature. History is all about seemingly ordinary people doing extraordinary things, and that is why we all want to be remembered by it.

homeruchan:

I hope the porn blogs following me are learning a lot about social justice

wendigowitch:

honestly it fuckin BLOWS MY MIND that they really tried to play it off that they thought kylo ren would be the most popular character. kylo ren who murders one of our generations childhood heroes. like ???? shut the fuck up dude are u serious !!!! who are you marketing to?? you really thought people were gonna rush to buy kylo ren merch when we have 3 new heroes? i literally do not understand the logic. like i get that vader is a huge cultural icon but kylo ren just. isnt developed enough in this movie to have an immediate impact as influential as darth vader did as a character. like im sorry but its such bullshit that i can find a fuckin kylo ren cuddle buddy on amazon but i cant find a single rey figure in stores anywhere or online that isnt ridiculously overpriced.why the FUCK would i want to cuddle with that punk ass bitch

and this “kylo ren is the Coolest” excuse still doesnt explain away the fact that they have falcon sets with poe, who literally never sets foot on the falcon for the entire movie,and not have one with rey, who LITERALLY PILOTS THE SHIP and is implied as the new owner of the damn ship!!!! and why does the force awakens figure set have two rando stormtroopers when they could’ve so easily put in phasma & rey???? like what is the excuse???? there is none you all know why rey is excluded from merch.

its the same reason gamora was excluded and the same reason natasha was literally replaced by cap on the motorcycle

silentauroriamthereal:

jaxblade:

jennytrout:

1980sspaceman:

anakinsbutt:

theelvenkingsunderthesky:

helenakmanning:

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ameriphobia:

i would literally rather have darth vader be our next president than donald trump. if darth vader ran in the 2016 elections, and it came down to him and donald trump, i would vote for darth vader without even thinking

this post is interesting because it implies a future in which darth vader won the democratic primary

No but this could totally be a thing.  

Like he’d look at gay marriage and be like “I too have known what it’s like to not be able to get married simply because of who you are.”  Marriage for everybody.

He’s pro gun-control.  Light sabers are much more elegant weapons, anyway.

He’d probably be for raising the minimum wage.  He grew up a slave, living in the worse kind of poverty.  He knows how important it is for single mothers to be able to support their children.

Darth Vader: a Force We Can Count On.

can this be real? 

Darth Vader was a better human being than Donald Trump and that is truly amazing

he murdered children with a laser sword

We don’t have any real proof that Trump hasn’t murdered children with a laser sword. He needs to provide documentation on that. Some kind of certificate. Until then, I won’t believe him. America deserves the truth.

Still a better choice than Trump

bigguyflyy:

You loving yourself will always be ofensive to someone who doesn’t feel that “people like you” deserve to be loved!