dennys:

It’s so frustrating when you’re trying get a bite on your fork but it keeps slipping off because it refuses to embrace its destiny. Those little morsels need to learn acceptance.

meatmodel:

my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete

killjoyboys:

this new meme reminds me of those 2010-2011 facebook posts where you tagged your friends based on what character they where most like, we’ve pretty much come full circle and if anyone has a comprehensive list of facebook memes (for whatever reason) from that point on they can probably track the New Memes that will appear on tumblr for the next five years and possibly become the Meme Master, We as a human race are doomed to repeat our past mistakes

halseyno:

You are worth more than you think! Just ONE kidney is worth $250,000 on the black market! :)

arahir:

this new meme has gone too far and if any of you reblog this unholy meme i will be forced to tsk softly and frown as i scroll past and your indiscretions will be forgotten