jollysunflora:

seren-pen:

werewolfxo:

btw there’s a thingy called ao3rdr that lets you blacklist tags on ao3 (and a bunch of other things too, apparently) i found out about this from another post but it was a fandom post that i didn’t know about and also different from what the op was talking about in the first place.

chrome extension, firefox addon

blacklist your notp. blacklist your triggers. blacklist it all.

@bitchwhoyoukiddin!!!!!!!

Ahhhh!!!

rainnecassidy:

rhinocio:

sinful-debauchery:

fvesos:

I get scared when I’m showering and I hear noise like what if my family is being murdered out there and I have no time to get dressed I am going to have to fight this person naked; tiddies flying and all dat shit

I had this too for a while, but then I remembered that occasionally ancient Celtic warriors would fight fully nude just to show their opponent how unafraid and fierce they were. I think any home invader would be more than a little taken aback by an angry, flaily, wibbly-wobbly naked person fighting them.

OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

Once upon a time there was this lady who owned a shop that sold martial arts goods. I used to buy my gis from her. She was trained in karate. She ran the store by herself and lived by herself in an apartment with a lot of stairs.

So one night she’s come home from work and is taking a shower. She hears a strange noise. Alarmed, she grabs a towel and goes to investigate. When she turns the corner from her bathroom, she sees a man. 

There is a man in her apartment.

He’s just reached the top of the stairs and he’s got a crowbar. He’s busted open her door. He raises the weapon and tries to charge her, thinking he’s got the upper hand on this large startled lady in a towel.

Ten minutes later she’s explaining to the paramedics how this guy ended up with inverted kneecaps from her low kick and a sea of bruises from rolling backwards down a flight of stairs. She had KII-AII’d so loud the neighbors had come to check. The burglar had shat himself. And she was naked.

That is an amazing story

trxye-and-txlly:

walkingbomb:

reminder to:

• straighten your back
  
• go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
  
• go take your meds if you need to
  
• drink some water
  
• go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
  
• maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
  
• reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
• maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)