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gaxbe: “ So I downloaded this app that tells me what phase the moon is in and apparently it speaks in the first person ”

gaxbe:

So I downloaded this app that tells me what phase the moon is in and apparently it speaks in the first person

the-inferno-within:

mysoulonfleek:

This little lizard jumped on me and started rubbing on my fingers.
After some time I realized he was getting rid of his old skin.
Mr. Tiny Lizard choosed me to be his “helping-hand” in this important Stage of his life and I feel very honored

This is so fucking adorable omg

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lintymcgee:

hobwicki:

muffins-are-ok-i-guess:

You know what I want? A bath. A bath where I can stretch out my legs as much as I can and still have room. A bather where the tub is so deep it actually covers me up to my shoulders. A bath with just the right amount of bubbles. I want a bath that makes me feel like a queen mermaid president.

I get this. Like, I understand why. But thinking about the size of the tub necessary makes me uncomfortable.

I think what I really want is a hot water pool with bubbles.