petty-revenge-stories:

This story is from my Undergrad. Some shitheel had already pulled the ‘no-work, still take credit’ bullshit on a friend in a previous class. I luck out and get him along with some chick who was also useless.

I completed the entire assignment myself , put only my name on it and submitted it for preview, along with all of my unanswered emails I had sent them. I informed the professor of their shenanigans, and she was perfectly fine with letting them hang on their own.

Day of presentation both freeloaders show up and tell me a bunch of stories about why they didnt help, or respond, then ask which parts they need to present. I handed them the emails and said they could read that part.

Neither even looked at the material, the shitheel was half way through the Email when he realized what was up….chick was smarter and just sad there looking pissed…

I pulled an A, they failed the class.

Priceless.

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that-elf-from-smirkwood:

brightindie:

Do u ever just think about the first time u met someone & then compare it to where u guys are now & its like wow who knew this would happen.

the first time I read this post I interpreted it very negatively but now I see it in a more positive way and I think that says a lot about how my life has turned.

homojabi:

shout out to all the women that have worked so hard for their kids, who have crossed oceans and borders for them, who have stayed in dangerous position for them or removed them despite the difficulty, who are single or in poverty, who put aside their own aspirations to help their children survive, who work countless hours at workplaces where they don’t get half of the respect they deserve. you are truly inspirational and you deserve to know that. 

negavomit:

negavomit:

her name is nelly & she is soft and lovely & she makes weird noises when she gets excited

this is her btw

lightheartedsuggestion:

Protecting your own happiness isn’t selfish. You deserve every ounce of happiness.