prettylittledwighthoustonlover:
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA,
WAY BEFORE NIRVANA,
THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE,
AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV,
HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL TELL HER THAT SHE’S UNCOOL
BUT SHE’S STILL PRETTY PREOCCUPIED
WITH
You were waiting for this weren’t you
I waited my entire Tumblr career for this.
remember those boys in middle school whose digital watches would always go off in class … what were the alarms for … why did they never learn how to turn off the alarms
Please remember to oil your cat periodically to avoid squeaking.
(This is an adorable fluff muffin at the cat shelter where I volunteer. She has a rather unusual purr.)
She sounds like a kitty spaceship.
IT’S SO FUCKIN CUTE
A horse, named Morestead, recently received a custom-made three-piece suit of tweed.
I feel like there’s eleven thousand jokes in here but theres so many of them that i don’t know what to say
He’s very professional.
i’ve never seen anything so egregiously british
look at you! living just fine without the person you thought you needed.
dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me
Who are you
Whats your favorite colorFavorite ship
Favorite ice cream flavor
Do you have a cat
Thank
reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM

