doobz-n-boobz:

Why don’t girls hit on me what am I doing wrong, do I act too straight

lassilassi:

pineapple on pizza is so fresh and sexy why would anyone hate something that is fresh and sexy

tera-toma:

auntie-christ-ine:

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The comments following this post are also well worth reading. 

I’m not /necessarily/ one to be political… But…

just-shower-thoughts:

If you aren’t at least a little ashamed of your country’s history, you don’t know your country’s history.

glitterxxbby:

if you’ve ever had to break off a toxic relationship with someone you’re in love with I am so proud of you

flatluigi:

veliseraptor:

seagodofmagic:

veliseraptor:

okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”

what are the modernists even

the best part of that story in context is that before they pull out their dicks, hemingway spends the better part of a chapter physically describing fitzgerald in great detail, claiming to be grossed out by him but obviously, obviously uncomfortably attracted

oh my god, it got better. I just went to find an excerpt and

Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.

ernest hemingway calm down and control your thirst a little

“The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more“ is a hell of a line