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gbbo-blog:
“thesandbeneathmytoes:
“fightthemane:
“thesandbeneathmytoes:
“ fightthemane:
“ thesandbeneathmytoes:
“ gbbo-blog:
“ my favourite headline
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@fightthemane #britishpriorities
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I WAS PART OF THIS UPROAR
THE COUNTRY WAS...

gbbo-blog:

thesandbeneathmytoes:

fightthemane:

thesandbeneathmytoes:

fightthemane:

thesandbeneathmytoes:

gbbo-blog:

my favourite headline

@fightthemane #britishpriorities

I WAS PART OF THIS UPROAR

THE COUNTRY WAS DIVIDED

#PICKASIDE

Honestly it’s the cutest show in the whole wide world American cooking shows are all like DO YOU SEE THIS CARVING KNIFE I WILL STAB YOU WITH IT and this one is all oh look your scone is lovely too what a lovely bake look at these sheep in the background cheerio 🐏

dude….dude.

you’ve got it all wrong.

One year, the wHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY WAS READY TO KILL THIS BITCH because she pulled this other guys ice cream challenge out of the freezer so she could put hers in, ON THE HOTTEST DAY OF THE YEAR, and he got sent home because it melted. He was crying. We all got so mad - I bet you there are still some people that will legit on sight go up to her and slap her over this shit, it was BRUTAL.

This other time, we all fucking lost it because it turned out this granny wasn’t really an “amateur” and had studied at a cordon bleu school…..25 years prior.

We’ve had national conversations, #HashtagActivism, CONSTANT conversations about whether the show is rigged or nah, half the country hate mary berry, the other half (the weird half we don’t speak of) think she’s the secondary coming of culinary christ, when Paul Hollywood had an affair with a brazilian woman he was hosting bake off USA or whatever with, iT WAS FRONT PAGE NEWS.

WE TAKE BAKE OFF REAAAAAALLY SERIOUS HERE.

NO KNIVES. EXCEPT THE ONES IN CONTESTANT’S BACKS.

This was really intense and I wasn’t prepared for it

Remember the time John put his hand in the blender

tielan:

monsterpeanut:

monsterpeanut:

monsterpeanut:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

kwamenace:

bleck-excellence:

pharoah-tahan:

alwaysbewoke:

History books always seem to leave this out.

Don’t let them tell you that slaves are our only history.

When black people ruled the world

History repeats itself

And who said moors weren’t black?

These are fantastic who painted these???
GOOGLE 
HALP

EDIT: ludwig deutsch <3

image

yaaay

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Look at those fucking details!!! Look how he makes the light bounce off of the skin, the eyes not pure white but reflecting the colors. Each and every FUCKING CHAIN is painted and highlighted.
The folding of the fabric aaaaaaaaaaa

I’ve reblogged this before.

I DON’T CARE.

thatmetticguy:

pdasuggestion:

isn’t it amazing!! six continents, seven billion people on the planet, and a whole lifetime of choices and outcomes and in this particular string of decisions, in this point in time, out of everyone i get to meet, i got lucky enough to know you

I like this one because it’s suppose to be mushy and cute but with a certain tone of voice I could very easily turn this entire sentence into a passive aggressive fuck off