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heart:

holyjesusbatman:

heart:

if you could eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be and why

Salad. Because think about it, salad can mean anything. You can have regular salad, but there’s also fruit salad, potato salad, so who’s to stop you from having pizza salad? Ice cream salad? Chicken nugget salad? all you have to do is cut it up and there you fucking go it’s salad.

wait this is really smart

shinykari:

ylixia:

post-and-out:

siancrosslin:

darkersolstice:

cassandrashipsit:

bellybollydance:

Rachid Alexander from Curaçao

I have suddenly lost all feeling from the neck down AND may or may not have died from the intensity of this perfection.

@wearebard

@post-and-out I believe this is relevant to your interests?

Helllllllllllllooooooooooooooooo

So of course I see the pictures and I’m like *_* but I’m also like “Can he dance tho?” because a man in a bellydance costume is a+ but a Male Bellydancer is basically that good shit meme with all the thumbs up emojis

SPOILER ALERT

HE

ABSOLUTELY 

CAN

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@twistedingenue

fullyarticulatedgoldskeleton:

Instead of telling disabled kids “you can do anything you want if you put your mind to it,” I think we should tell them, “the things you are capable of doing matter.”

A person can’t live on an increasingly strained hope that someday they’ll be good enough, especially if all you ever do is tell them who they are and what they do now is worthless.

ghostpunx:

blackfairypresident:

btw just because someone is involved with social justice doesnt automatically mean theyre a good/non-abusive/non-toxic person……..

theres tons of abusers and toxic people in social justice and activism in general and i cannot wait until we finally start talking about that

abusers are everywhere. they can fit into various environments completely undetected

Abusers market themselves as caring, charismatic, good community members to ensure that no one will believe their victims if they come forward. Social justice is the perfect safe haven for abusers.

kathygaele:

jumpingjacktrash:

jenniferrpovey:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

whitmerule:

strawberrychrisses:

sprinkledwords:

kate-literally:

design999:

Source: Patrick Alexander

THIS IS THE BEST

REBLOGGING THIS EVERY DAY UNTIL THE ELECTION

It’s time again!! The 2016 Australian federal election will be on Saturday July 2nd! If you haven’t enrolled already, you need to do that before 8pm Monday May 23rd or you can’t vote! wHY should you?? Because we’re lucky enough to live in a neat lil country that gives us the option to choose our leader, and the stats for young people enrolled to vote here are p. embarrassing - 1 in 5 people aged 18-24 aren’t enrolled come on ppl no wonder tony abbott was elected lmao. If you vote, you at least have the right to complain about the government like the rest of us instead of not doing anything :)

ONE TINY UPDATE ON THIS BEAUTIFUL COMIC THOUGH: The rules have changed this year so that you don’t have to number EVERY SINGLE BOX below the line, you just have to number 12 or more. this is so that weird random parties like The Australians Against Partying Party don’t get seats in the senate when people only vote for them for the lols (I think?idk i need confirmation on that, maybe i made it up. I definitely made up the name of that party anyway). this is GREAT NEWS for mE because I won’t look like the idiot young person in the polling booth taking forever, like last time. 

Hey, American people? Please reblog this. We see so much of your election info here and elsewhere for so long that there are an increasing number of young Australians who do not know how our own system works and assume that it works just like yours.

Your way is so much better. I’ve known since I watched that youtube video by that Grey man.

Reblogging for down under followers (I’ve sold a couple of books to Australians, so I’m sure I have a few).

my conclusions:

  1. australia’s system is not like america’s
  2. america’s should be more like australia’s

Ah man, thanks for the reblog. This makes the system make sense to me.
Which is important as it’s the one I need to follow.

“I don’t believe in recovered,
the sickness of past-tense,
removed from my life permanently.
I will always
wake up every morning,
say hello to my demons,
and walk right past them.
There is strength
in the daily fight.
It is in my shadow.”

Michelle K., “I Am Recovered!” (via michellekpoems)

How to Survive a trip to IKEA

charlottec21:

fuzzybooks:

kedreeva:

  • Never go alone- bring a partner. Travel in pairs
  • Before entering, ensure that someone not entering knows you are going in, and when you expect to be out
  • Before entering, determine the cause of your mission- your mission objective. Bookcase? Couch? Oven? Meatballs? Figure it out
  • Upon entering, locate The Path
  • Do not disengage from The Path until you have reached your mission destination. Many have been lost forever to the wilds of IKEA by not obeying this. Very few are ever located again by the sparse store employees.
  • Upon reaching your mission destination, you may disengage from The Path ONLY when accompanied by your partner (physical contact should be maintained- ie, holding hands, holding shirt sleeve, both holding an end of a rope, etc)
  • When you disengage from The Path to acquire the data for your mission objective (ie, the item number for the bookcase, couch, meatballs, etc), it becomes your partner’s responsibility to maintain visual contact with The Path. Much like weeping angel statues, The Path will move if not actively being watched. This will strand you and your partner in the wilds of IKEA, so ensure you choose a partner wisely.
  • Upon acquiring the mission objective data (ie the item number), navigate back to The Path. You may disengage physical contact with your partner once you have safely returned to The Path
  • Do not leave The Path again. It will naturally end at the warehouse/stock section. This is a long, huge hall with many branches.
  • At the entrance of the warehouse section, acquire a cart if necessary. Using your item coordinates, locate your mission objective. Do not leave the main hallway except for the branch where your item is located. Like The Path, the wilds of IKEA sometimes sneak up on travelers that wander the warehouse section
  • Once your item has been loaded, head to the check out section. Do not touch anything in the boxes along the way. They appear to be full of candles or stuffed animals or useful kitchenware; it is a ruse. They are carnivorous.
  • After checking out, exit to the loading area. Load your item, and leave.
  • Do not look in your rearview mirror as you leave. It shouldn’t pursue you if you don’t look back.

#all good advice but it should be noted that The Partner should not be a significant other#IKEA eats relationships as snacks and is a customary test in Sweden prior to marriage#this is part of the sambo courtship ritual#often involving bookshelves or an entertainment unit  (x)

Take as many of the tiny pencils they leave out, show it to your friends and loved ones as evidence that you survived the IKEA 

lachicamercedes:
“femininelatina:
“This is disgusting: http://huff.to/1TVH7Xz
”
this is the exact argument that Arizona lawmakers were making when they removed Mexican American studies/ethnic studies from high schools. Our hermanitas and hermanitos...

lachicamercedes:

femininelatina:

This is disgusting: http://huff.to/1TVH7Xz

this is the exact argument that Arizona lawmakers were making when they removed Mexican American studies/ethnic studies from high schools. Our hermanitas and hermanitos cannot wait until college to learn their history. Chicana/o/x history NEEDS to be taught in high school or earlier. Studies show that the students in Arizona that were enrolled in their ethnic studies classes did better and had higher graduation rates than those(other Mexican American/Chicanx) who didn’t.

fuckyeahasexual:

aceraccoon:

heathenphil:

kamoria:

keicaiblog:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

literallyaflame:

“Bisexual and transgender people ARE NOT allowed in LGBT spaces unless they’re in a HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP!”

how many bees do u have up ur asshole like I’m just curious

“asexuals aren’t allowed in lgbt spaces because they can pass

seriously. how many bees

All the bees.

Can we have some of those bees back? They need to pollinate flowers.

So that’s where all the bees have been going. We need ‘em back. 

“aromantics and asexuals are basically straight” all the bees

Protect the bees, stop being an asshole