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samsteve4eva:

Follow Up to “Don’t Buy Steve Rogers #1″ post, but I want to stress:

  1. This can not be a kneejerk reaction.  Marvel seems like they have no interest in backing down.  They are committing to this vulgar storyline.  That means we need to commit to a long campaign.  We need to have plans for the whole summer, including San Diego Comic Con.
  2. Pre-Sales Matter to the Companies the most.  Also, if a store over buys a comic, they are stuck with that non-refundable inventory.  It’s bad for the stores.  CANCEL YOUR SUBSCRIPTION NOW.  Cancel before the stores can order issues #2 and #3.
  3. We have to go after Disney.  If this affects Disney’s box office or merchandise sales they will step in.  Don’t buy merch.  Don’t buy the Captain America: Civil War Blue-Ray/Digital.  Support the Dr. Strange Boycott.  Get Disney’s attention.
  4. Please do not threaten the live’s authors/publishers.  Yes, they are giant assholes for greenlighting this disgusting shock value scam. Unfortunately, the easiest way for Disney/Marvel to dismiss you is for them to think you’re “one of those crazy people from the Internet.”  

The Most Beautiful Man In The World, Who Lives In My Building And Only Ever Sees Me When I Look Disgusting

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

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The Most Beautiful Man In The World lives in my building. i don’t know his name. we met on a bus, when i smiled WAY too brightly at him for strangers because, honest to god, my whole heart lit up in a way that made me think, “oh, i must know that guy!!” no. i didn’t. he’s just The Most Beautiful Man In The World.

what does The Most Beautiful Man In The World look like? i will tell you:

  • like the way the sun spills over water at dusk
  • like the way food smells when you’re hungry
  • like the sound angels make when they’re doing folk covers of pop songs on their heavenly harps
  • and also kind of like the guy who played Chad in “high school musical,” if the guy who played Chad in “high school musical” was the most beautiful man in the world.

i tell you this not only to brag that i live in the same apartment complex as The Most Beautiful Man In The World but also because i want to know WHY, if there even IS A GOD, every single time i run into The Most Beautiful Man In The World i look like a LITERAL DUMPSTER TROLL that has just CRAWLED OUT OF ITS GARBAGE HOUSE in search of FREE WIFI AND A SLURPEE. i want to know why i can never just BE COOL with The Most Beautiful Man In The World when we ride the elevator together, which is!!!! kind of often!!!!!

DID YOU GUYS KNOW that sometimes i look nice?? sometimes i actually look like a FUNCTIONING ADULT!!! sometimes i would go so far as to say i am an ATTRACTIVE INDIVIDUAL!!!!! 

you know who DOESN’T know any of that???

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN THE WORLD, WHO LIVES IN MY BUILDING!!!

here’s a quick rundown of the last few times i ran into The Most Beautiful Man In The World:

  • i was wearing a maxi dress i had very cleverly biked home in, without a helmet* (*don’t try that at home, kids), in the VERY HOT AFTERNOON SUN, so i was a GROSS SWEAT MONSTER but without any OBVIOUS INDICATOR that there was a normal reason for it, and i couldn’t stand to look at him so i just glared at my phone while he probably wondered, alarmed, whether i was fleeing the scene of a crime
  • i was wearing a white shirt that i had not SECONDS before spilled salsa ALL OVER in a big red stain right down the front like a KINDERGARTNER
  • i was carrying two armfuls of ENORMOUS bags of popcorn with a three musketeers bar literally in my mouth and he overheard me say through my stuffed candy cheeks to my doorman, “oh, no, i’m not having a party, this is literally all for me”
  • i dropped my backpack while opening my mail and said to it, defeatedly, “why? why did you do that when i explicitly told you not to? do you like being on the floor?” 
  • i fell into and then off of the elevator

why??? why does this happen??? what vengeful god has orchestrated it so the ONLY TIMES i ever run into The Most Beautiful Man In The World are when i could easily be mistaken for a child’s doll that has been put through the wash by accident, or a dollar bill that has been stained by years of being in people’s sweaty palms, or a mop with eyes???

whatever. everything costs money and everyone you love disappoints you. Mop Eyes out.

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I have no idea what’s going on in this post, but I desperately want The Most Beautiful Man In The World of this post’s fame to have secretly been in love with his neighbor Trash Monster the entire time.

blackamazingdotcom:

Jordan is #BLACKAMAZING. He graduated as valedictorian of his class and his hard work has earned him over $315,000 in scholarships! He will be pursuing his studies at Xavier University of Louisiana on a full ride scholarship. He’s also a contributing writer for FreshU HBCU, an online publication for freshmen at HBCU’s by HBCU’s. Jordan’s success proves that opportunities are limitless when you set goals, focus and remain dedicated to achieve them. Congratulations Jordan @jayy-dot! Follow us on the Official Site/FB/Twitter/IG for more BLACKAMAZING news!

gaymilesedgeworth:

features that would seriously improve Tumblr:

  • the ability to make posts that can only be read by people you are following
  • the ability to make non-rebloggable posts
  • a way to see all the tags and responses to a post
xeppeli:
“ mooserattler:
“ jjflow:
“ freshrosemary:
“ allthelittlebeagles:
“ moonblossom:
“ mooserattler:
“ Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
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How can I say no to such a great photo...

xeppeli:

mooserattler:

jjflow:

freshrosemary:

allthelittlebeagles:

moonblossom:

mooserattler:

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

he is more powerful than god