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imaginariumgeographica:

kaylapocalypse:

breelandwalker:

wicked-bitch-of-thewest:

tariqk:

ilaney:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

kuroba101:

slatestarscratchpad:

Once upon a time there was a small desert village with a single well outside town. One day a young woman went to the well to fetch water, and the well heard her crying, and asked “What’s wrong?”

She stopped her sobbing and asked the well “You can talk?”

“Yes,” said the well. “Long ago, the witch who lives in this town gave me life so I could serve as a guardian to the townspeople.”

“Alas,” said the young woman. “I am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the townsfolk for many years. But the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the people up against her, and they burned her at the stake. I am young and still do not know very much magic. I tried to curse them, but my curses fizzled. Now I worry I will never avenge my mother’s death.”

“Do not be afraid,” said the well. “I will take care of this.”

The next morning, when the Mayor came to fetch water from the well, he heard an odd noise coming from the bottom. He peered over as far as he could to see what was happening. Then an impossibly long arm shot up from the bottom of the well, grabbed the mayor, and pulled him into the well shaft. There was a horrible crunching sound, and nobody ever saw the Mayor again. The townsfolk apologized to the witch’s daughter, and they all lived happily ever after.

Moral of the story: living well is the best revenge

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury I think you’ll appreciate this pun.

Oh my god that pun :D

@puncromancer

@herr-mancyni @bikerkitten

@shittybeatnik @grimoire-of-geekery @breelandwalker I love this

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.

yikes 

@shamrockjolnes @nyquildriver

In the aftermath of Orlando,  you can get free mental health services from United -- even if you don't have insurance

huffingtonpost.com
Yet another example of human kindness.

gaywrites:

UnitedHealth Group is offering free mental health services to anyone in the country who was emotionally affected by the shooting at Pulse in Orlando – even if you don’t have health insurance.

Optum will operate a 24/7 helpline, and users can speak to a trained mental health professional for as long as they need. Individuals can call toll-free at 866-342-6892. The company is also providing access to their benefits site, which contains mental health information like professional tips on how to manage anxiety.

“The helpline can be an easy, accessible way for people to reach out,” William Bonfield, chief medical officer of OptumHealth Behavioral Solutions, told The Huffington Post. “It can provide support, an opportunity to talk and help a person decide if mental health treatment may be helpful.”

Please please please take advantage of this if you need it! Mental healthcare is so important but can be so freaking expensive, and processing Pulse might take a lot out of you. That’s okay – help is out there. And if you’re looking for someone LGBTQ-specific to talk to, the Trevor Project and Trans Lifeline are available for you too. 

lexi-rivers:

friend: im so glad i met you… you’re so fun to talk to! i love talking to you…

me, to myself: no. you fool. its the other way around. i, in fact, am the one who is glad to have met you. i am overjoyed in your presence. do not say that you enjoy talking to me more.

thewomanandthebell:

sujthechef:

goytears:

like…yeah eating another people’s food isn’t inherently offensive but you can’t tell me the way white foodie culture approaches foreign food like discount tourism while disparaging the immigrants who brought it here doesn’t deserve to be criticized

As a chef. I agree with this post %100.

That’s why I have a strong disdain for white chefs opening “Asian inspired” restaurants, because it’s allowing white foodies to rejoice in their “diverse” tastes without actually experiencing the true culture of the food.