don’t get mad get distant™
Why are there so many stairs in my life?
why dont you guys ever ask me questions. I am inappropriately open and desperate for attention
tbh if i was given the chance i’d trade my uterus for a bag of Doritos and a cool looking rock
Abraham Lincoln was gay
oh my word he was the gayest and his most notable male lovers were
- Joshua Fry Speed
- a bed salesman/ inn keeper
- he and Lincoln met when he was 28 and Speed was around 22 b/c Abe was practicing law and he was poor so he had to rent out a room
- when Lincoln couldn’t afford a room and bed Joshua was just like “why don’t you share my bed with me 😘”
- they lived together for four whole years
- also when Speed had to go back to Kentucky (they were in Illinois together at this point) Lincoln actually suffered what historians consider a nervous breakdown, he wrote in his diaries a lot about how depressed he was during this time
- they still wrote each other letters though and remained friends until Lincoln died
- David Derickson
- the commanding officer of his guards while he was President
- he even had his own special bed in the White House that they would share
- they had their own getaway cottage on the outskirts of the White House’s borders I kid you not
- ALSO
- HE ACTUALLY LEGITIMATELY WORE LINCOLN’S NIGHT SHIRT OKAY
- THEY WERE NOT SUBTLE
- THOMAS CHAMBERLAIN HAD THE TEA ON THEIR RELATIONSHIP, HE WROTE IT ALL DOWN
AHA I KNEW IT
GAY PRESIDENTS
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That post about Scottish tweets ripping Donald Trump apart is good but here are some more. I think “Trump is a Cunt” held by Janey Godley is my favourite.
I would like to thank the entire population of Scotland.
I love you Scotland. Thank you.
20+ Passive Aggressive Office Notes That Are So Good You Can’t Even Be Mad
Wow, Debbie seems like a real ass
There really does need to be a setting to disallow reblogging of personal text posts and such. Limiting who can see such a post would be helpful too.
if you needed a sign, this is it. text first. get your well deserved rest. take a bath. cry a little. forgive your friend. forgive yourself. become the person you’ve always wanted to be, now is your time.