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Anonymous: Since you're such a smart ass what exactly did black women invent? I answer that. Nothing!
Plus things like CCTV, easily removable convertible tops, toilet paper holders, improvements in cataract surgery, and research that lead to touch tone telephones, portable faxes, caller ID, call waiting, and fiber optic cables.
A black woman’s DNA is responsible for majority of the twentieth centuries cell, cancer and vaccine research. Fuck you anon.
Sarah E. Goode - Folding Cabinet Bed July 14, 1885 - 322,117
Miriam E. Benjamin (School teacher) -Patented a gong and
signal chair for motels- July 17, 1888- 386,289
Anna M. Mangin (Woodside, New York) -Patent for a pastry
fork -March 1, 1892 - 470,005
Lyda A. Newman (New York City, NY) -Patent for a hair brush
which permitted easy cleaning by having a detachable unit which carried the
brush and bristles-
November 15, 1898 -614,335
Madeline Turner (Oakland, California) -Patent for a fruit
press.- April 25, 1916 -1,180,959
Alice H. Parker (Morristown, NJ) -Issued a patent for a
heating furnace. The invention provided
a mechanism for regulating heat to be carried to various rooms of a building.
-December 19,1919 -1,325,905
Marjorie Joyner
(Chicago, Illinois)- Patent for a permanent wave machine which could
wave the hair of both white and Black people. -November 27,1928- 1,693,515
Marjorie Joyner was employed by the Madame C.J. Walker
Cosmetic Company and assigned her patent rights to that company for a hair
styling hot comb (erroneously cited as invented by Walker).
Madame C.J. Walker,
born Sarah Breedlove, invented hair creams to soften the hair. She also developed other lotions and creams
for which she acquired trademarks.
Patricia Carter Ives.
“Creativity and Inventions. (Arlington, VA: Research Unlimited), 1987.
Henrietta Mahim Bradberry
(Chicago, Illinois) Patented a bed rack which was an attachment to the
bed that permitted air to pass through and refreshed worn clothes. - May 25,
1943 2,320,027
Device operated pneumatically and was adapted to discharge
torpedoes under the water surface. -
December 11,1945 2,390,688
Mary Beatrice Davidson Kenner (Washington, D.C.) (born in
Charlotte, North Carolina) Sanitary Belt. May 15, 1956 2,881,761 Sanitary Belt
with Moistureproof Napkin Pocket. April
14, 1959 2,881,761 Carrier attachment
for invalid walkers. (McLean, Virginia) May 18, 1976 - 3,957,071 Bathroom
Tissue Holder. (Williamsburg, Virgina)
October 19, 1982 - 4,354,643 Back washer
mounted on a shower wall and bathtub. September 29, 1987 4,696,068
Mildred Austin Smith
(Sister of Mary Beatrice Davidson Kenner) Family relationships card game
A game that explores genealogical family relationships. Marketed under the names “Family
Relationships Card Game” and trademarked as Family Treedition, also
available in braille October 28, 1980 4,230,321 .
Virgie M. Ammons- Fireplace damper actuating tool. The
instrument opens and closes a fireplace damper and is also intended to operate
as a securing means to prevent fluttering of the damper due to wind -September
30, 1975 3,908,633.
Iula O. Carter
(Ohio) Nursery Chair February 9, 1960 2,923,950
Bessie V. Griffin (New Jersey) Portable receptacle April 25,
1951 2,550,554
Maxine Snowden (Washington, D.C.) Rain Hat April 5, 1983
4,378,606
Mary Ann Moore
(Carlisle, Kentucky) Pain relief composition and method of preparing
same December 4, 1979 4,177,266
Patricia Bath, M.D. Los Angeles, CA Laser apparatus for surgery of cataracts
lenses- Dec.1,1998 5,919,186 ,Method and apparatus for ablating and removing
cataract May 17,1988 - 5,843,071 Apparatus for Ablating & Removing Cataract
Lenses Jul. 6, 1999 4,744,360
Marie V.Brittan Brown
Home security system Dec.2,1969
Joan Clark Los Angeles, CA Medicine tray Apr.1,1986 , Holder
for bras & like
Aug.31,1976 D283,249
Beatrice L. Cowans (Washington, DC) and Virginia E. Hall
(Washington, DC) Embroidered fruit bowl wall hanging and kit for making same.
Apr.5,1977 4,016,314
Ellen Elgin Clothes wringer 1880s
Julia Terry Hammonds (Lebanon, Illinois) Apparatus for
holding yarn skeins
Listed in the Official Gazette of the U.S. Patent
Office. Dec.15,1896 572,985
Joanna Hardin(New York, NY) and Bernard Hirschenson (New
York, NY) Keyboard standFeb. 23,1993 5,188,321
Ruane Sharon Jeter (Los Angeles, CA) Toaster April 14,1987 D289,249
Ruane Sharon Jeter (Los Angeles, CA) and Sheila Lynn
Jeter(Los Angeles, CA) and-held,
multi-functional devices in one housing including a stapler, staple remover,
pencil sharpener, hole punch, calculator, tape measure, architectural and
engineering scale. Sept. 16, 1997
D383,783
Gaba; Rodolfo (Simi Valley, CA); Griffin; Michael (Aqua
Dulce, CA); Gusakov; Ignaty (East Aurora, NY); Ruane Sharon Jeter (Los Angeles,
CA); Mach; Brian
(Elma, NY); Marsh; Gordon H.
(West Hills, CA). Medical waste
disposal container Sept. 7, 1999 5,947,285 ,
Container installing system Jul. 6, 1999 5,918,762, Cabinet for housing a medical waste container
Jun. 15, 1999D411,008
Natalie R. Love (Baltimore, MD) T-Top roof cover May 5,1992
5,110,178
Brothella Quick (Evanston, IL) Pocketed underwear Nov
23,1993 D341,470
Carol Randall (Los Angeles, CA) Portable holder for tissues
Aug.13,1996 Ear brace Nov.20,1990 5,544,750
Judy W. Reed
-Improvement in dough kneader & roller Sep.20,1884
Mary J. Reynolds Hoisting/loading mechanism Apr.20,1920
Archia L. Ross (New York, NY) Runner for Stoops. August 4,
1896 and Trousers Support November 28, 1899 565,301
Theora Stephens Pressing/curling iron
Valerie Thomas(Lanham, MD) Illusion transmitter Oct 21,1980
4,229,761
M. Thomas Float-operated circuit closer May 4,1920
Hirschenson; Bernard (New York, NY); Hardin; Joanna (New
York, NY)Keyboard stand February 23, 19935,188,32
“My favorite story out of this is Malia, when she was 4, she had a little dance thing. Well, Michelle was gone that weekend so I’m taking her to ballet. And I get her in her little leotard and her little stuff. I did her hair, put it in a little bun.
We get to the dance studio and one of the mothers there right away comes up to Malia – she thinks she’s out of earshot of me and she says, ‘Sweetie, do you want me to redo your hair?’ And Malia who she’s 4 says, ‘Yes please, this is a disaster’. You know, she didn’t want to hurt daddy’s feelings.”
You’re allowed to be excited about the little things. You’re allowed to be goofy. You’re allowed to be dorky about your favorite tv show, to make blanket forts, to enjoy cheesy movies, even just to sleep with stuffed animals. You’re allowed to do any of the things that make life a little more bearable. It’s fine, ok?
Today I was rehearsing with the guitarist from the show I’m doing and I was coughing up a lung bc I’m sick and I was just kidding but I told him he needed to bring me a lemon for me to slice up and put in a cup of tea and so I show up to the show tonight to get ready and he sets down a big ass lemon on my dressing room table and then brings out like 5 boxes of Halloween Oreos and for those of you who pay attention to my posts you know what a big fucking deal that is and so long story short I now have a lemon and more Oreos than I know what to do with
update: tonight he brought me 2 lemons and a bag of cough drops. i’m running out of room in my fruit drawer in the fridge because i have so many damn lemons.
LIFE IS GIVING U LEMONS, MAKE SO LEMONADE !!!!!
okay but it wasn’t life it was a guy named howard
Update: tonight there were 3 lemons
Update: 4 lemons
Another update: I have 10 lemons and a date for Friday night
update: lemon boy carved pumpkins to ask me to be his lemon girl so lemon boy is now lemon boyfriend
update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend are very happy
update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend took a trip to the mountains this summer and decided that once they’ve graduated & are successfully pretending to be grown ups they will become lemon husband and lemon wife