- Little girl: what about cooties?
- Me: I'm safe from those
- Little girl: how?
- Me: lesbian
- Little girl: cool!
- little girl runs off
- Little girl: (heard in the distance playing) Lesbian shield!
- Me: ...I should leave
Cats are excellent hunters.
OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE
The Next Generation
Today’s post has nothing to do with the usual site theme, so if you’re sick of being a better person, check it out.
This was the best story I’ve read in the internet today
Report: Trump Kept Asking During Foreign Policy Briefing Why He Can’t Just Use Nukes
The Pack by Jim Cumming
Claude Monet
Three main reasons why I don’t support white people using aave and why I never explain black slang to white people:
- You’re almost always going to use it wrong. And even if you’re one of the down (that’s aave) white people who manages to use it mostly right, you are inadvertently giving other white people permission to use it, and they will get it wrong, and y’all literally never correct them, mostly because you don’t actually understand how it’s wrong.
- We literally can’t have anything. The second a black person uses a word y’all don’t know in a vine or a song, y’all go through the same stages. First you say we’re destroying the english language, then you turn us into memes to mock us, then you start using the word like you came up with it when, as above, you don’t know what it means. Y’all are literally the “You made this? I made this.” comic.
- Y’all make bank (that’s aave) off of our shit. The same shit that we get called ignorant and illiterate for creating, y’all get put on the Ellen show for repeating. You put it on pastel t-shirts and riot grrrl patches and suddenly it’s cute. And we never ever get credit unless it is to disparage us.
Honestly, I’ve given up on fighting this for the most part. Cause I know how y’all are and I know you’re never gonna change and it’s honestly not worth it for me to point out every time y’all do this. I would literally never have time to do anything else.
But trust me. I notice.
White people should reblog this
White person, reblogging this. I honestly can’t believe it when white people think it’s ok to do this. It’s the grossest form of appropriation, and every single time I see a white person doing it, I want to throttle them.
