please don’t knock, the cat has the keys
So to visit them you must first catch their cat? That is some task for potential suitors in medieval epic poetry shit
Me at the animal shelter: I want the meanest feral you have. One that likes to kill things.
Shelter staff: Got a rat problem, eh?
Me: You could call them that.
That’s one way to ensure only cat-approved people visit…
Art prints by TheColorfulCatStudio on Etsy
Healthy alternatives to “it’s okay”:
- I appreciate your apology.
- Please make sure it doesn’t happen again.
- I am working on forgiving you.
- Apology accepted.
- Thank you, but I am still having trouble accepting your apology.
- Please do better next time.
- I can see that.
- We’ll need to work together to move on from this.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
black butch lesbians deserve a safe space any place they go.
“kids today with their smartphones and sexting and naked pictures are so irresponsible!!!” well in the 1820′s the Emperor of Brazil D. Pedro I sent letters to his lover calling himself “big devil” and “fiery little fire” containing drawings of his own dick and actual pubic hair and now that’s historical document so
when i was working in special collections i had a WWII letter that had a little squiggle and said “turn me upside down!” on the paper so I did that and it was a drawing of a dick ejaculating. #romance
then when I told a co-worker she said I was lucky it didn’t have any “suspicious stains” accompanying the letter which HAS happened on archival (19th century and earlier) letters before.
i mean like at least when you get a sext no one a hundred years later is gonna have to look at your jizz stains as historical evidence. which i am super grateful for.
@dizzy-redhead, @notahotlibrarian, and iirc @zetablarian - this one’s for you. <3
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