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Things I Learned While I was Supposed to be doing Other Things

linddzz:

amahhi:

quousque:

Nebraska has a Navy. No really. And the navy has admirals. I am not even kidding about this. Being made an admiral as apparently Nebraska’s highest honor and the whole thing exists because apparently Nebraska’s governor had nothing better to do that day.

Things that make this even better:

-Nebraska is the only triply landlocked state. 

-the award certificate says this: “And I [the Governor of Nebraska] do strictly charge and require all officers, seamen, tadpoles and goldfish under your command to be obedient to your orders as Admiral—and you are to observe and follow, from time to time, such directions you shall receive, according to the rules and discipline of the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska.

-Queen Elizabeth II is an Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska.

-Queen Elizabeth II, you guys

-So is Douglas MacArthur

-there is a charitable organization of Admirals called Nebraska Admirals Association

-their mission statement, in addition to goals like “promote education in Nebraska” and “promote the Good Life in Nebraska” also has “seek and save Nebraska’s sea”, “develop and maintain ports throughout the state”, “increase the fleet of flagships in the Nebraska Navy”, and “continue efforts to have U.S. Naval ships named after Nebraska, it’s people, and places”

-this group of Nebraska admirals literally goes around trying to find an ocean to put ships in and also tries to get the US Navy to name shit after Nebraska

-Nebraska’s highest honor, you guys

this is the best thing I’ve learned about Nebraska since Carhenge i swear this state is overcompensating for the fact that it’s literally made of nothing but corn

@linddzz

There’s also a state law that prohibits whaling in Nebraska

counting-dollars-counting-stars:

carefulwiththataxe:

biohazerd:

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allsmilesontheoutside:

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biohazerd:

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bennyblnco:

biohazerd:

Saved this lil guy yesterday.
#AllHailBehemoth

Quality content. You a good man

Lol thankyou. I hope so.

Chill ass cat yo. I don’t even really fw cats but Behemoth seems coo.

Yo, Lil B (for short) is the fuckin best bruh. He dont freak out when he touches water, & when i put the snapback in front of him he already knows its time to head out 😎. He hops right on in and rides wit me. Chillest killer on my squad lol.

This is the most beautiful thing

Lol he’s like a proud dad it’s so cute

A1 snap story

This was perfect ❣

Omfg 😭

This is so precious

I am in love

“Chillest killer on my squad” aww 😢😄

😍

This is super cute and heart warming, but I can never understand why people feel the need to bathe cats (unless it’s fur was covered in muck or something).

Lol that green spot on his neck was bird shit…

And he had fleas…
And had come from living outside…

Idk sounds like call for a bath to me lol

PRECIOUS DARLING GINGER KITTY 

So many awww moments… Basically everything and by basically I just mean everything

You either support all aces

aceofairships:

Or you support none of us. And I do mean all- aces of every race, gender, ability, romantic orientation, religion, history, degree of sex favorability/repulsion and place on the a-spec spectrum. Aces who are neurodivergent, aces who are neurotypical. All aces.

Also, shout out to my fellow aces, I love you, you’re all awesome & valid. 


Non-ace people: please reblog this if you support aces