dustail:

zubatman:

i hope y'all are getting paid to lie about how mint & chocolate tastes good together

I looked down expecting to see a noble person defending the goodness that is a mint and chocolate combo but no, the burden falls to me, the sole person on this hellsite with good taste apparently

orbitingghosts:

Did you know bad dreams are called night mares because waking up shaking and terrified is exactly Like the sensation of having to acknowledge the existence of horses

buzzfeed:

1. When your server arrives, give them your attention!

2. Remember your order! This may seem simple, but when the food comes out, it’ll help tremendously if you’re watching for it.

3. …and then create a spot for the incoming plate.

4. Remember if there’s a problem with the food, your server did not make your food!

But your server is your only hope of getting your order corrected; being kind to them is in your own best interest.

5. After you finish, make your table easier to bus by placing your silverware on your plate.

6. Remember your server is a real human who is responsible for multiple tables.

7. Don’t touch your server!

8. Do say, “Thank you!”

9. And finally… leave the pen.

Seriously. Don’t take the pen. They need the pen.

(by @nathanwpyle)