I am disappointed, but I am not surprised.

dramasbomin:

redboxed:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.

pageleaf:

madecunningly:

girlhamlet:

it’s the time of year for candy corn discourse and i just want everyone to know i am firmly pro-candy corn

I am also pro-candy corn but EVEN MORE pro-candy pumpkins.

ok i’m glad to know we can stay friends

greekedtext:

fyeahcopyright:

heidi8:

micdotcom:

dragonretiree:

micdotcom:

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Does North Dakota have no deadline at all? Or was that an error?

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Remember that many states start voting in mid-October, every state has different Absentee Ballot processes and things may change as courts possibly invalidate restrictions on registering & voting, especially in North Carolina.

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latinkilledtheromans:

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

*X-Files Music*