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coffeebuddha:

irlkent:

avantgaye:

m4ge:

i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream

you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said “i have 5 kids”

i had a woman ask me for just a venti cup of straight shots once. it was 15 fucking shots

last week i was six hours into a twelve hour shift running on thirty minutes of sleep

i poured four shots into a 16oz black coffee and chugged it

The Yale Record Does Not Endorse Hillary Clinton | The Yale Record

yalerecord.org

suricattus:

So yeah, kind of dying, here.


I suspect the website’s getting hammered right now, so here’s the essential extract:

“In its 144-year history, The Yale Record has never endorsed a Democratic candidate for president. In fact, we have never endorsed any candidate for president. This is, in part, due to our strong commitment to being a tax-exempt 501©3 organization, which mandates that we are “absolutely prohibited from directly or indirectly participating in, or intervening in, any political campaign on behalf of (or in opposition to) any candidate for elective public office.”

This year’s presidential election is highly unusual, but ultimately no different: The Yale Record believes both candidates to be equally un-endorsable, due to our faithful compliance with the tax code.

In particular, we do not endorse Hillary Clinton’s exemplary leadership during her 30 years in the public eye. We do not support her impressive commitment to serving and improving this country—a commitment to which she has dedicated her entire professional career. Because of unambiguous tax law, we do not encourage you to support the most qualified presidential candidate in modern American history, nor do we encourage all citizens to shatter the glass ceiling once and for all by electing Secretary Clinton on November 8.”

But it’s the last line of the non-endorsement that makes it perfect:  "The Yale Record has no opinion whatsoever on Dr. Jill Stein.“