Icon by @ThatSpookyAgent. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. BlueSky: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. The X-Files. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.

remus-christmasjumpers-lupin:

answrs:

iheartvmt:

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

I had one of these as a patient once. It was so cool!

okay but

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you cannot truly understand the sheer magnificence of this stupid birb until you see it in action, so i present to you this:

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I’ve seen this post so many times and I just don’t understand where the neck goes

magistrate-of-mediocrity: “ dr-archeville: “ bogleech: “ kramergate: “ micspam: “ ghostsnif: “ sciencevevo: “ agoodcartoon: “ Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their...

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

dr-archeville:

bogleech:

kramergate:

micspam:

ghostsnif:

sciencevevo:

agoodcartoon:

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

“For the love of God, Montresor!”
-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

closet-keys:

“Lesbian” is not a sex act. 

Lesbian is not a sex act.

Lesbian is not a porn category. 

Lesbian is not an explicit behavior. Lesbian is not a behavior at all.

Lesbians are not sex objects. 

Lesbians are not an “experiment.”

Someone being a lesbian tells you nothing about their sex life or lack thereof. 

Someone being a lesbian tells you nothing about their relationship to sex. 

Someone being a lesbian is not an open invitation to ask about their sex life or their relationship to sex. 

Someone being a lesbian is not inappropriate information for children because lesbians are not sex acts or sex objects. 

Lesbians are people. An incredibly diverse group of women and women-aligned people who center and celebrate love for other women in their lives. 

Stop objectifying and sexualizing lesbians.