bemusedlybespectacled:

cumaeansibyl:

sashayed:

my favorite conspiracy theory is the one where news sites accidentally leak their election stories early and people are like IT’S RIGGED!!!!!!!! because they can’t fathom that The Media Cover-Up is literally just some exhausted dude pressing “post” instead of “save draft”

#like i PROMISE you every news outlet on the planet has a hillary clinton victory story and a donald trump upset story done already

I didn’t hear about it happening but I’m sure at least one news outlet accidentally posted a story about the Indians winning the World Series at some point between games 5 and 7, which means absolutely nothing except that it was a likely outcome so they wrote up their shit in advance

shit, do these people think the “Dewey Defeats Truman” headline was part of a conspiracy

similarly: everyone was all up about the trump website or something saying that trump had won before the debate was over

uh, guys

did you think that a partisan website would ever say that hillary had won? like, under what circumstances would that ever happen?

I think it was that they said Pence won the vp debate hours before it started. But either way.

aweekofsaturdays:

incorrect-hamilton-quotes:

oliveria-fan:

democratsinthesouth:

Republicans have a new scam going.  They have created memes, messages, etc. encouraging Hillary Clinton supporters to vote early by text.  Avoid long lines it says..well this is a SCAM.  You cannot vote by text.  Republicans are just trying to disenfranchise voters.  And oh look, they are targeting African American voters.  Republicans never stop trying to prevent black people from voting.

Please don’t vote by text

DO NOT VOTE BY TEXT

ITS TOO LATE FOR ABSENTEE!! YOU HAVE TO GO OUT AND VOTE

You can still use your absentee ballot you just have to go and drop it off at a voting site, they have dropoff boxes specifically for this at polling places that you can drive right up to and not have to wait in line.

whoisdangerwoman:

spicysugarbaby:

Last night my client mentioned how after I came to his house the last time I popped up on his Facebook. He wanted to warn me that even if you turn your location services off (which I always do) it still tracks your location and if you’re in close vicinity with someone you will pop up on their Facebook. So now he knows my real name and info. Thankfully he’s very nice and warned me, just be careful ladies!! You don’t want your info in the wrong hands

Here’s a helpful thing:

SEX WORKERS: CLIENTS ARE SEEING YOU ON FACEBOOK! HERE’S HOW TO STOP IT.

zooophagous:

Reminder: Bernie Sanders isn’t running for president and literally cannot win. Don’t bother writing his name in. It’s literally a wasted vote. The same as voting for your dog or for Mickey Mouse.

Also: don’t photograph your ballot. Many states have laws against this and will void your ballot if you post it online.

Also: you have the right to a secret ballot. If a “poll watcher” legit or fake demands to know who you’re voting for you do not have to tell them and they are violating federal law.

Also: You can’t vote online. There are absentee and early voting methods that require a mailed in ballot (use 2 stamps) but otherwise you do have to actually show up.

agtalexdanvers:

sexism in the culinary world BAFFLES me because like

y’all fuckers want women to be great cooks but only in their home kitchens??? like suddenly when a woman decides she’s going to be a chef, she’s stepping into a mans world??? im just. ugh.