WHY IS IT ALWAYS FUCKING FLORIDA?!
Election drama? Florida! Hurricane? Florida! Bath salt zombies eating people’s faces? Florida!
i feel like i’m on a train that’s about to crash and i’ve done every single thing in my power to stop it but it’s still gonna crash and all i can do is watch except the train has 320 million people on it and the train is actually the most powerful country in the world.
YOU ARE A SUPERSTAR ANYWAY
I miss when Trump was a joke and not 16 electoral votes ahead of Clinton
those were the days
IF YOU ARE IN CALI, PLEASE VOTE
California is worth 55 electoral votes.
If Hillary wins Cali, she can pull ahead.
The time is now, fellow Americans.
As evening rolled in on Election Day, Donald Trump and his team apparently decided the best way to await results was to nosh on a nightmarish cake replica of Trump himself. This masterpiece (?) was crafted by a bakery called Melissa Alt Cakes, who spent a lot of time on it.