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judeoceltische:

sailor-arashi:

drst:

refinery29:

President Obama, aka the Dad Joke POTUS, just released the most glorious seven minutes of bad Thanksgiving puns you’ve ever heard

President Obama explained that after last year, his daughters decided they couldn’t put up with his dad jokes, so he was joined at the pardon by his adorable two nephews! President Obama is clearly letting his full nerd hang out now. (Yes he cran!) The full video of jokes is truly worth the click.

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Honestly I think this is his favorite ceremonial duty of his job.

I’m literally crying.  I’m going to miss this man so much.

Seeing the light at the end of his presidency seems to act on this man kind of like a couple of shots of bourbon.

malfxoys:

malfxoys:

so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back

the best part of this post is reading all the tags from animal people who would also go back to save their pets. like no hesitation. walk backwards from heaven straight back into hell. someone even said they would go back for their fish. amazing

Your Homework This Thanksgiving

styro:

kellydeal:

A lot of people I know going home for Thanksgiving spend a good portion of time debugging and unfucking their parents’ and other older relatives’ computers for them.

So while you’re uninstalling malware and the 32 accidentally installed toolbars, may I suggest taking the time to install one of these Alt-Right Denormalizer extensions? 

One changes all mentions of “alt-right” to “white supremacy.”

Or

This one changes all mentions of “alt-right” to “rebranded white nationalism.”

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I mean, you’re there to help.

God bless you, @kellydeal. 

leupagus: “ kayinnasaki: “ OKAY SO WITH WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT BEFORE. People are complaining about this headline. “Just call them Neo-Nazs” or whatever… But this is the best headline. It acknowledges there is a thing called the Alt-Right. This is...

leupagus:

kayinnasaki:

OKAY SO WITH WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT BEFORE.

People are complaining about this headline. “Just call them Neo-Nazs” or whatever… But this is the best headline. It acknowledges there is a thing called the Alt-Right. This is something they identify with, this is something the readers will hear more as time goes on. It doesn’t try and hide that fact. But it makes it clear that they are neo-nazis. It puts it front and center. It scare quotes “alt-right”. It makes sure that when you, the reader, see Alt Right said by someone who doesn’t want you to think Nazi, you will still think Nazi.

You can’t stop horrible people from using this term. So if you try and act like Alt-Right is a term that doesn’t exist you just help conceal them.

I love this a lot - although I do wonder why people think they’re saying “Hail” when they are clearly saying “Heil.”