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I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.
god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve
Clearly you missed the “get Peyton a fluffy chicken” debacle 2013
Hello 1 million! You guys are the greatest, and I love all of you! I’m gonna cry, and do a live video chat!!!!
People should send this post to @Cheerios on Twitter so they can acknowledge the milestone
100%!!!! Tweet @Cheerios on Twitter, too so they can see what’s good!
Remember when Donald Trump’s $25,000,000 fraud settlement was a one-day news cycle because we were all focusing on Trump’s insane vendetta against Hamilton?
Well, today, Donald Trump responded to the New York Times’s deep dive into his conflicts of interest – even as a consensus is emerging among constitutional scholars that the exotic emoluments clause will require Trump to sell off much of his business empire – by tweeting a series of bizarre, ghastly-fascinating conspiracy theories about alleged “millions of people who voted illegally.”
OK, that’s just bullshit.
There’s going to be a recount. We’ll find out what we find out. Even if it turns out – as is likely – that fraud and irregularities are small-scale and add up to too small a hill of beans to affect the election outcome, we should totally be auditing votes cast with electronic voting machines, in every election, both randomly and in close-run ballots.
But the real story this weekend is Trump’s conflicts of interest, lavishly documented by the attentive Richard C. Paddock, Eric Lipton, Ellen Barry, Rod Nordland, Danny Hakim and Simon Romero of the New York Times.
* He has business interests with Jose E. B. Antonio, who is also Philippines dictator Rodrige Dutarte’s Special Envoy to the USA
* Similar conflicts potentially exist is some 20 known countries where the Trump organization has dealings
* Trump also has a long, undisclosed list of foreign creditors, potentially including sovereign wealth funds
* Trump has used his political campaign to curry favor with foreign leaders: after his businesses in Turkey were threatened as a result of his call for a ban on Muslims entering the USA, he stood up for Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s firing of 100,000 public servants and shuttering of 129 news agencies, rescuing his business interests in the process
The Times goes on to report, in detail on Trump’s political and business conflicts in Brazil, India, Turkey, The Philippines, Ireland, Scotland, and around the world – including filing a trademark on “The American Idea,” among other trademarks, that (according to the application), Trump will use to link his global holdings to the office of the US President.
The Times story also includes interactive features and videos, and will reward your close scrutiny (unlike the fact-free accusation of three million fraudulent votes).
Have you been coveting a spider teapot? Well now you can get your own AND help a good cause this Thanksgiving.
This week the country watched as unarmed water protectors in North Dakota were attacked with rubber bullets, tear gas, and water cannons in freezing conditions. Today we celebrate a holiday that represents the beginning of the genocide of our nation’s indigenous people.
The actions of the militarized police force in North Dakota are shameful and completely unacceptable. The Dakota Access Pipeline has the potential to have an immense environmental impact on sacred land, as well as the Standing Rock Reservation’s water supply.
This week I will be auctioning off one of my spider teapots to help raise funds for the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe to assist in their fight agains the construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline.
The auction will be live from Thursday, Nov. 24th until Saturday, Dec. 3rd and 100% of the proceeds will be donated to the Sioux Tribe DAPL Fund.
I will also be donating 10% of all sales on my Etsy (www.sarahduyer.etsy.com) and website (www.sarahduyer.com/shop) from Friday (11/25) through Monday (11/28) to the Standing Rock cause.
Sarah is auctioning off this sick ass teapot to benefit Standing Rock. They’re also donating a portion of their normal sales as well! All links above.
Democracy depends on a free and
independent press, which is why all tyrants try to squelch it. They use seven techniques
that, worryingly, President-elect Donald Trump already employs.
1. Berate the media. Shortly
after the election, Trump summoned two-dozen TV news anchors and executives to
the twenty-fifth floor of Trump Tower to berate them for their reporting about
him during the election. For twenty minutes he railed at what he called their “outrageous” and “dishonest” coverage. According
to an attendee, “Trump kept saying, ‘we’re in a
room of liars, the deceitful dishonest media who got it all wrong,’” and he called
CNN a “network of liars.” He accused NBC of using unflattering pictures of him,
demanding to know why they didn’t use “nicer” pictures.
Another person who attended the
meeting said Trump “truly doesn’t seem to understand the First Amendment. He
thinks we are supposed to say what he says and that’s it.”
2. Blacklist critical media. During the campaign, Trump blacklisted news outlets whose coverage
he didn’t approve of. In June he pulled The Washington Post’s credentials. “Based
on the incredibly inaccurate coverage and reporting of the record setting Trump
campaign, we are hereby revoking the press credentials of the phony and
dishonest Washington Post,” read a post on Trump’s Facebook page.
After the election Trump agreed to meet with the New York Times and then suddenly
cancelled the meeting when he didn’t like the terms, tweeting “Perhaps a new meeting will be set up with the @nytimes. In the
meantime they continue to cover me inaccurately and with a nasty tone!” (He reversed
himself again and met with the Times.)
3. Turn the public against the media. Trump refers to journalists as “lying,” “dishonest,”
“disgusting” and “scum.” Referring to the journalists at his rallies, Trump
said, “I hate some of these people,” adding (presumably in
response to allegations of Vladimir Putin’s treatment of dissident journalists)
“but I’d never kill ‘em.“
He questions the press’s motives,
claiming, for example, that The Washington
Post wrote negative things about him because its publisher, Jeffrey Bezos, a
founder of Amazon, “thinks I would go after him for antitrust.” When the New York Times
wrote that his transition team was in disarray, Trump tweeted that the
newspaper was "just upset that they
looked like fools in their coverage of me” during the presidential
campaign.
4. Condemn satirical or critical comments. Trump continues to condemn the coverage he’s received from NBC’s
“Saturday Night Live.” In response to Alex Baldwin’s recent portrayal of him as
overwhelmed by the prospect of being president, Trump tweeted that it was a
“totally one-sided, biased show – nothing funny at all. Equal time for
us?”
When Brandon Victor Dixon, the actor who plays
Aaron Burr in the Broadway musical “Hamilton,” read from the stage a
message to Vice President-elect Mike Pence, who was in the audience –
expressing fears about the pending Trump administration for the “diverse group
of men and women of different colors, creeds and orientations” on the cast –
Trump tweeted that Pence had been “harassed,” and insisted that the cast and
producers of the show, “which I hear is highly overrated,” apologize.
5. Threaten the media directly. Trump
said he plans to change libel laws in the United States so that he can have an
easier time suing news organizations. “One of the things I’m going to do if I win
… I’m going to open up our libel laws so when they write purposely negative and
horrible and false articles, we can sue them and win lots of money.”
During the campaign, Trump
specifically threatened to sue the Times for libel in response to an
article that featured two women accusing him of touching them inappropriately
years ago. Trump claimed the allegations were false, and his lawyer demanded
that the newspaper retract the story and issue an apology. Trump also threatened
legal action after the Times
published and wrote about part of his 1995 tax return.
6. Limit media access. Trump
hasn’t had a news conference since July. He has blocked the media from
traveling with him, or even knowing whom he’s meeting with. His phone call with
Vladimir Putin, which occurred shortly after the election, was first reported
by the Kremlin.
This is highly unusual. In 2000, President-elect
George W. Bush called a press conference three days after the Supreme Court
determined the outcome of the election. In 2008, President-elect Obama called
one three days after being elected.
7. Bypass the media and communicate with the public directly. The American public typically learns what Trump thinks through
his tweets. Shortly after the election, Trump also released a video message outlining some of the executive actions he plans to
take on his first day in office.
Aids say Trump has also expressed interest in continuing to hold the
large rallies that became a staple of his candidacy. They say he likes the
instant gratification and adulation that the cheering crowds provide.
The word “media” comes from
“intermediate” between newsmakers and the public. Responsible media hold the
powerful accountable by asking them hard questions and reporting on what they
do. Apparently Trump wants to eliminate such intermediaries.
Historically, these seven
techniques have been used by demagogues to erode the freedom and independence of the press. Even
before he’s sworn in, Trump seems intent on doing exactly this.
Concept: instead of taking classic literature and adding zombies, take classic zombie movies and remove zombies.
Two possible outcomes as far as I can see: Option A) REPLACE zombies with something else entirely. Night of the Living Dead? Now it’s about a vampire apocalypse ala I Am Legend, or maybe the zombies are replaced by Frankenstoid monsters. Option B) DESTROY any hint of zombie plot. This has the most potential for drastic overhaul of the work – what is Night of the Living Dead about if no undead monsters rise from their graves and there is no looming threat to society in the slightest?
I can think of three major approaches that would retain the broad outlines of a typical zombie yarn without copping out and directly replacing the zombies with some other sort of supernatural critter.
The Straightforward Approach: Use a natural disaster instead.
The Metatextual Approach: Most people are gone, and the tiny handful of survivors we’re following know they have to find a fortified hiding place, but nobody can quite seem to remember why.
The Honest Approach: Just ninety minutes of white people being anxious about immigration.
I think everyone is forgetting the Absurdism option: just remove all the zombie and leave empty space behind. People run screaming from nothing. Pure chaos, no logic. Dadaism reinvented.